Your name is DESI. As was previously mentioned your BIRTHDAY is DECEMBER 31st. A large amount of random CRAP is scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROLEPLAYING, mostly a character by the name of JOHN EGBERT. You have a fondness for SHIPPING, and are an aspiring COSMETOLOGIST. You also like to DRAW sometimes. Your favourite object is a silly WIRE RING your GIRLFRIEND gave you.
You also have a multitude of very HOMOSEXUAL SHIPS and will UNCONDITIONALLY LOVE anyone who draws/writes these ships. These ships include: John/Dave as your OTP. Sollux/John, Bro/John, Jake/John, Eridan/John, and your OT3s are Bro/Dave/John, and Dave/John/Karkat.
You have a SMALL tendency to ship JOHN EGBERT with anything with a penis.